Never run out of cigarette papers again!
Disclaimer
This article is a handy help file for existing smokers. It is not an endorsement or a recommendation of the habit or practice of tobacco smoking and should not be taken as such. If purchasing smokers' requisites, always read the warning notices on the packs.
If there's one thing that annoys a hand-rolled cigarette smoker more than anything else, it's running out of ciggie papers while you've still got plenty of baccy in your pouch or tin. And Sod's Law says you are most likely to run out when the shops are closed. (Or when it's chucking it down with rain and you really do not want to venture outdoors.)
Well now, smokers, you can put all those problems behind you with our brand new service:
Print Your Own Cigarette Papers
Yes, really. You only need four items:
- A computer
- A printer
- Rice paper or other suitable cigarette paper
- Cigarette paper adhesive
- DON'T use ordinary typing paper. It's too thick for cigarette use; it would be like smoking cardboard cigarettes!
- DON'T economise by using ordinary glue either. Under no circumstances should you allow yourself to breathe in the fumes of any glue other than specially created cigarette paper adhesive. (Personally, I used to find a generous dollop of spit worked just as well as adhesive, and it will save you money as well.)
Finally, when you have the right paper and the right adhesive, simply print out whichever papers are most suitable for your smoking needs. When you run out, just print some more!
Select your papers from the following choices:
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